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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

 

The Seven Books of the Cockabindi

Here is a marvellous and wonderful thing for which I thank Lord Father Jesus God from the bottom of all my bursting heart of flame. The Seven Books of the Cockabindi is being sung in completion over Easter Week, and I have received an invitation to attend!

Here is the program of events, sent to me by the The Very Reverend Joshua Newland D.D.

THE COCKABINDI

A RARE CHANCE

EACH OF THE SEVEN BOOKS OF

THE COCKABINDI

SHALL BE SUNG BY THE MASSED

MALE FEMALE AND CHILDREN’S’ VOICES

OF THE

EAST SUSSEX GLOBAL ENSEMBLE

EACH NIGHT OF THE EASTER WEEK

EACH PERFORMANCE FOLLOWED BY
AN (OPTIONAL) 50 MINUTE LECTURE
BY A LEADING EXPERT

MONDAY – BOOK I –

The Flight to Heaven

“The Cockabindi and the Beaker People:
Origins of the Cockabindi?”
Professor Stephen Walls
(Oxford Centre for Archaeology)

TUESDAY – BOOK 2 –

Sophia negotiates for the key at the court of Astepheus. Alchrid is born.

“Why bother with the Cockabindi today?”
The very reverend Joshua newland d.d.


WEDNESDAY – BOOK 3

Portegale falls into disharmony with
Her husband rumbolt. The cosmic unravelling.

“Incursions in the Vaginal Cleft:
Gender Bending in the Cockabindi”
Doctor Sarah Huttance
(Chair of Prosthetic Paradigmatics, University of Sussex)

THURSDAY – BOOK 4

Alchrid and Sophia meet and distrust each other.
Zuthmul takes umbrage.

“Hyacinth, Humming-Bird and Hyacinthine:
Ruskin, Wilde and the Cockabindi Conspiracy”
Peter Ackroyd

FRIDAY – BOOK 5

Spring arrives


“Doughnut shaped time in prehistoric thought systems,
or, Did The Cockabindi Pre-Think Us?”
Professor Stephen Hawking

Saturday – Book 6

Astepheus and Rombolt drink together, then fight.
Sophia travels to the court of Portegale and sings
To her. Sophia intervenes between Astepheus and
Rumbolt. Portegale takes rumbolt aside and teaches him
the ways of peace. Astepheus proposes to Sophia but
is turned down. Ochrid sulks.

“Animal Cries in the Cockabindi”
David Attenborough

Sunday Book 7

Ochrid and Sophia are reconciled
The Construction of the Great Dome


“The Origins of Pop:
The COCKABINDI and the Beatles”
Paul Morley

As I my ministry does not permit me to save money except in order to render unto Caesar - or in my case, Arnold Schwarzenegger - I will have to see if I can raise the money for the air fare in order to attend. I can hardly wait!

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