About Me
- Name: Minty Buff
- Location: Hollywood, California
I Am On a Mission from God to Seek Undecorated Souls and Lead Them Unto His Righteous Color-Coordination
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Everything Russel
I have a dear friend called Russel. He suffers from that terrible affliction , color-blindness. This means that although he is a devout worshipper of LORD FATHER JESUS GOD, his walls, floors, curtains, kitchen furniture are all failing in the respect of their co-ordination.
As an ordained interior decorator, in the same way that Jesus ate with sinners and made his bed with the unrighteous, I make it my duty to minister to Russel and others of his ilk in the area of his domestic environment. This usually involves a group of us meeting for prayers in his 1970s mid-orange lounge with dark brown trim, and a cream sofa that frankly we can only tell IS cream by lifting the seat and looking under the cushions. We don't like to do that often however. Some things must remain between you and LORD FATHER JESUS GOD.
Russel does put his trust in LORD FATHER JESUS GOD, and in our church, but sadly, not in himself. He is a jittery soul who cannot abide keeping his back to an open door, nor sit next to an open window. This may have something to do with his previous job in Atlantic City.
The other day and I told him: "As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live. To those in fear, everything rustles."
To me, just a few wise words, but to Russel, they meant everything.
As an ordained interior decorator, in the same way that Jesus ate with sinners and made his bed with the unrighteous, I make it my duty to minister to Russel and others of his ilk in the area of his domestic environment. This usually involves a group of us meeting for prayers in his 1970s mid-orange lounge with dark brown trim, and a cream sofa that frankly we can only tell IS cream by lifting the seat and looking under the cushions. We don't like to do that often however. Some things must remain between you and LORD FATHER JESUS GOD.
Russel does put his trust in LORD FATHER JESUS GOD, and in our church, but sadly, not in himself. He is a jittery soul who cannot abide keeping his back to an open door, nor sit next to an open window. This may have something to do with his previous job in Atlantic City.
The other day and I told him: "As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live. To those in fear, everything rustles."
To me, just a few wise words, but to Russel, they meant everything.
